Dumb Blonde Moment Number 293029309: Driving over the annoying speed bump at the garage at work on one side of my car, thinking that I am alternating sides coming into vs. leaving the garage. After a few months of the new speed bump situation and more careful deliberation, it turns out that I have been hitting the wheels on the right each time.
Finer Things Club Moment Number 104: Re-reading Catch-22 by Joseph Heller. Other novels I have read multiple times:
Master and Margarita by Bulgakov
Great Expectations by Dickens
1984 by Orwell
Animal Farm by Orwell
Brave New World by Huxley
Frankenstein by Shelley (by circumstance, not by choice)
I will probably be reading those first four again at some point.