This is the second week that Mike and I have been puzzling over why I have been getting Us Weekly in the mail with my name on it, when I do not remember subscribing or paying for it. It's a Festivus Miracle! Tonight, this exchange happened:
Mike: Maybe I was the one who really wanted it but was too embarrassed so I put your name down.
Mike: . . . No, I'm not smart enough for that.
I guess this is a "you had to be there" story.
In the meantime, we are thoroughly enjoying the Just Like Us! section of the magazine, which I had heard about but had never seen with my own eyes. John Goodman waits to go to the bathroom just like me! Insert photo of John Goodman standing by a bathroom door. Photojournalism at its finest. It's another Festivus Miracle!